How to Talk to Your Cat About Gun Safety

...and Abstinence, Drugs, Satanism, and Other Dangers That Threaten Their Nine Lives

Long gone are the good old days when a cat`s biggest worries were mean dogs or a bath. Modern cats must confront satanists, online predators, the possibility of needing to survive in a post-apocalyptic wasteland, and countless other threats to their nine lives. For over four decades, the American Association of Patriots have stood at the vanguard of our country`s defense by helping to prepare our nation`s cat owners for the difficult conversations they dread having with their pets.

Written in a simple Q&A format, HOW TO TALK TO YOUR CAT ABOUT GUN SAFETY answers crucial questions such as, `What is the right age to talk to my cat about the proper use of firearms?` and `What are the benefits of my cat living a lifestyle of abstinence?` and especially `Why does my cat need to use the internet? Can`t he just play with yarn like cats used to do?`America - and our cats - stand at a precipice. It will take courage, and it will take hard work, but armed with the knowledge within these pages, we can make our cats - and America - great again!